Make Your Cum TastyWith everyone focused on eating clean or eating for specific purposes during their workout regiment, is it any surprise that their is a science to eating that increase the size of your ejaculation? The best part about the sperm-growing diet is much tastier than eating for muscle gains.
When looking to improve the size of your shot, there are a few ingredients you should be trying to consume: L-arginine, zinc, Vitamins A, B, folic acid, and allicin. There are others, but these all provide specific effects and come from delicious foods! Here are six foods you should be eating if you want to shoot a web that Spiderman would be jealous of:

1. Garlic
Since I started cooking for myself in college, I was always using garlic in my meals. It’s delicious with almost anything you cook in a pan or pot, it’s cheap, and little did I know, was boosting my sex life! Garlic contains an ingredient known as allicin. That ingredient does a few incredible things for the nuts, it increases not just the volume of the load, but also increases overall production of semen, giving close-to-explosion balls that could fill a red Solo cup. Garlic is known for making other food delicious, but it is also a strong aphrodisiac.

2. Dark Chocolate
The best part of this diet is no doubt the dark chocolate. Incredibly rich and sweet, it’s well known as an aphrodisiac. Less known, is that dark chocolate contains L-arginine. What is that? It’s the amino acid that not only increases the volume of semen you can produce, it also impacts the intensity of your orgasms. This food should be gobbled up, though in moderation to maintain weight. Remember, more fat equals lower libido.

3. Banana
Not only bananas give you the B vitamins you need to maintain your sexual stamina. They also contain a chemical called bromelain that increase your male libido. It makes sense that nature would have a sense of humor on this one and depict the banana in such a phallic manner. What can I say? Mother Nature’s a filthy girl.

4. Spinach
Not only is spinach an excellent leafy green to have stir-fried or in a soup or on a sandwich, there is a reason Popeye was all for it. It didn’t just increase the size of his biceps to give Bruno the 1-2. It’s rich in folic acid, an ingredient that helps promote sperm health by prevent double-headed or triple-tailed swimmers. Quick, to the spinach!

5. Carrots
Ever wonder why rabbits are such prolific humpers? You’ll soon understand. Carrots are erect with Vitamin A. Vitamin A is vital to sperm production, but more importantly, to their motility. What good would snowball-sized load be if the team didn’t know how to swim, or swam in the wrong direction? Rabbits make good use the carrots they consume, making more indecent children than the Duggars.

6. Oysters
If you’re for an increase in sexual desire, energy, and testosterone levels? Then head down to the local crab shack and smash a bucket-full of oysters. These bad boys are laced with zinc, great for the taste you are looking for.